http://www.zootap.com/blog/ Latest Blogs http://www.zootap.com/blog/152/big-shots/ Michell...]]> Michelle shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy".
Hearing their exchange, the pilot of plane said to his co-pilot,"Such big-shots back there. I could throw both of them out of the window and make 256 million people very happy."]]> http://www.zootap.com/blog/152/big-shots/ Tue, 09 Aug 2011 20:26:31 +0000 ZooMaster http://www.zootap.com/blog/150/something-to-think-about/ An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. ...
The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama's plan of distribution of wealth"..
All grades would be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade so no one would fail and no one would receive an A....

After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy. As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little.

The second test average was a D! No one was happy.
When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.

As the tests proceeded, the scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.

All failed, to their great surprise, and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great, but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed.
Could not be any simpler than that. (Please pass this on)


Remember, there is a test coming up. The 2012 elections.]]> http://www.zootap.com/blog/150/something-to-think-about/ Fri, 29 Jul 2011 14:40:50 +0000 wildman http://www.zootap.com/blog/149/navy-seals/
A couple of things to notice:
sniper on the right.
Knee, knuckle and ...]]>
A couple of things to notice:
sniper on the right.
Knee, knuckle and forearm protection.
Various plastic/wire ties.
Absolute identity denial to protect their families.
Free choice of footwear.
Fourth from the right has three artillery simulators and CS gas grenades on his belly. He’s the 'shock and awe' guy.

Group Photo of Seal Team Six, . . . . . . and you can imagine the look on Bin Laden's face when these guys came through the door?


Let's be clear on this:

OBAMA did NOT kill Bin Laden. An American sailor, who Obama just a few weeks ago was debating on whether or not to PAY, did.

In fact, if you remember a little less than two years ago his administration actually charged and attempted to court-martial 3 Navy Seals from Seal Team Six, when a terrorist suspect they captured, complained they had punched him during the take down and bloodied his nose. His administration further commented how brutal they were. The left were calling them Nazi's and Baby Killers. Now all of a sudden the very brave men they vilified, are now heroes when they make his administration look good in the eyes of the public. Obama just happened to be the one in office when the CIA finally found him and our sailors took him out.

Essentially, Obama only gave an answer. Yes or No, to him being taken out.

This is NOT an Obama victory, but an AMERICAN victory!!! Share IF YOU AGREE!!]]> http://www.zootap.com/blog/149/navy-seals/ Sat, 25 Jun 2011 02:31:14 +0000 ZooMaster http://www.zootap.com/blog/148/funky-finds-november-show/ http://funkyfinds.com/events/holiday-shopping/2011/]]> http://www.zootap.com/blog/148/funky-finds-november-show/ Fri, 10 Jun 2011 23:35:06 +0000 Joe Dougherty http://www.zootap.com/blog/147/28th-amendment/ No one has been able to explain to me why young men and women serve in the U.S. Military for 20 years, risking their lives protecting freedom, and onl...


Monday on Fox news they learned that the staffers of Congress family members are exempt from having to pay back student loans. This will get national attention if other news networks will broadcast it. When you add this to the below, just where will all of it stop? 35 States file lawsuit against the Federal Government



Governors of 35 states have filed suit against the Federal Government for imposing unlawful burdens upon them. It only takes 38 (of the 50) States to convene a Constitutional Convention.



This will take less than thirty seconds to read. If you agree, please pass it on.



This is an idea that we should address.



For too long we have been too complacent about the workings of Congress. Many citizens had no idea that members of Congress could retire with the same pay after only one term, that they specifically exempted themselves from many of the laws they have passed (such as being exempt from any fear of prosecution for sexual harassment) while ordinary citizens must live under those laws. The latest is to exempt themselves from the Healthcare Reform... in all of its forms. Somehow, that doesn't seem logical. We do not have an elite that is above the law. I truly don't care if they are Democrat, Republican, Independent or whatever. The self-serving must stop.



If each person that receives this will forward it on to 20 people, in three days, most people in The United States of America will have the message.. This is one proposal that really should be passed around.



Proposed 28th Amendment to the United States Constitution: "Congress shall make no law that applies to the citizens of the United States that does not apply equally to the Senators and/or Representatives; and, Congress shall make no law that applies to the Senators and/or Representatives that does not apply equally to the citizens of the United States ."]]> http://www.zootap.com/blog/147/28th-amendment/ Wed, 27 Apr 2011 19:29:43 +0000 Andrew http://www.zootap.com/blog/146/peanuts/
There's a bowl of peanuts on the coffee table.


So Richard and h...]]>
There's a bowl of peanuts on the coffee table.


So Richard and his friends start snacking on them.



When they're ready to leave, his friends say, "Nice to meet you, ma'am, and thank you for the peanuts."
Then Grandma says… "You’re welcome. Eat all ya' want....



Ever since I lost my dentures, all I can do is suck the chocolate off 'em."]]> http://www.zootap.com/blog/146/peanuts/ Sat, 16 Apr 2011 21:38:46 +0000 ZooKeeper http://www.zootap.com/blog/145/best-classic-rock-since-john-lennon/
www.cdbaby.com/frankcadillac4

Classic Rock is Frank Cadillac and Cadillac
is Classic Rock at its height
Great musi...]]>
www.cdbaby.com/frankcadillac4

Classic Rock is Frank Cadillac and Cadillac
is Classic Rock at its height
Great music from a brilliant Artist and songwriter
who took his time and created meaningful lyrics
and great melody lines with today's edge.
Frank Cadillac's five albums are the
catalyst that will change the
way we listen to music in the 21st century.
Here's what some people are saying about his music:


John Resler Program Director of CYBER STATION USA in Hartford, CT
"Quality Music is hard to find. It is here!!!!!!
When you do a radio-show you want the guests and their product to be of the highest quality. If you except anything less you damage yourself sometimes beyond repair. Frank Cadillac and his music of such high quality that everytime Isuggest he will be on Naked Jazz Dream the numbers of listeners jumps immediately. People look for quality still despite what the rest of the commercial world thinks. And when the name of Cadillac is applied the quality is assured. I stake my show on it everytime and it has not failed me yet. Consider this too, I am known for Jazz and I still draw an audience with Frank Cadillac so he has to be good.


Paulina, Los Angeles CA
"I have had these blasting in my car for like 6 mos, I kid you not!"

Anonymous Coward, New york City
"These five albums albums: "Magic Of Love", "I Need Mercy","Fade Away To The Sun","A Moment For Elvis",and "Americana: Bronx, NY" are by far the best music to hit the internet.I hope there are intelligent ears out there who will listen."

Keith Bullock, Greenwich CT
Cadillac's "Magic Of Love", is a rocking experience !! If you've been into life
Magic Of love, brings thoughts to your head of what it's like to experience what we all have, when it comes to honestly facing love and it's twists and turns in life. Cadillac is honest in lyrics, and compleately raw in music !! Definately a MUST to a collection of any kind...


Tommy The Reporter Sidona, Arizona

Frank Cadillac's album "Magic of Love" not only crosses the fine line line between love and hate

" They say that there is a fine line between love and hate. Frankie Cadillac's album Magic of Love on Rocky Song Records not only crosses that line but totally obliterates it beyond recognition. Is it hate? Is it love? It's really almost impossible to say but one thing is for sure; the 12 songs on his CD are pure rock poetry -- hard edged, hard sung and hard played. A former member of the notorious punk rock band The Squirrels, Cadillac roughs up each song with grungy guitars, guttural vocals and a New York attitude. Fellow musicians Carl Lundgren, Marc Ward, Ztarr Zhyah, Steve Golden, Robert Melosh, and Elisha Marin help bang up the numbers and raise the aggression level by more than a few notches. Aggressive well describes Cadillac's style -- to the point, in your face, no frills, no excuses. His songs tell a tale of disillusionment, frustration, anger, rejection, redemption, hope and a yearning for love that always seems to be just out of reach; approachable, yet impossible to truly grasp. Cross the Doors with the Sex Pistols and you get the idea. I enjoyed the album from the first song to the last. If there's one thing that turns me off it's an album where the songs lack individuality. Every song on Cadillac's new album stands by itself and none sound the same as any other. Sound effects pervade many of them and at times are annoying but not enough to distract from the poetry and depth of the music itself. For those who like it hard, Cadillac's Magic of Love will satiate their appetite. Noteworthy numbers are X Generation, Mixed Emotions, Highway To The Stars and Walking The Streets Alone, an especially dark number about loneliness in Manhattan. "

Well that's the buzz going around about Frank Cadillac's music...
If you haven't heard it yet, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOR ?

Check out these six great albums available
for MP3 downloads at:

www.cdbaby.com/frankcadillac

www.cdbaby.com/frankcadillac2

www.cdbaby.com/frankcadillac3

www.cdbaby.com/roguesofrock

www.cdbaby.com/elvisproject

www.cdbaby.com/frankcadillac4]]> http://www.zootap.com/blog/145/best-classic-rock-since-john-lennon/ Tue, 12 Apr 2011 07:11:03 +0000 Joe Morrison http://www.zootap.com/blog/144/newtons-laws-of-motion/ An object will remain at rest, or continue to move at a constant velocity, unless an external net force acts upon it.
Net for...]]> An object will remain at rest, or continue to move at a constant velocity, unless an external net force acts upon it.
Net force on an object is equal to its rate change of momentum.
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Now with that defined, how is it that on Star trek and Star wars when the spaceships come out of hyper-space traveling at a speed greater than 600,000 miles a second and come to a complete stop like they have a police road block in front of them and yet everything in the space ship does not go through the windsheild or hull of the craft? Either it has one helluva gravity generator on board or Newton is smoking crack. What do you think?]]> http://www.zootap.com/blog/144/newtons-laws-of-motion/ Fri, 01 Apr 2011 02:43:35 +0000 ZooKeeper http://www.zootap.com/blog/143/get-social-of-get-lost/ I saw this on a sign in a Vancouver coffee shop and wondered what they meant. The staff was friendly while I ordered and the people also were very cha... http://www.zootap.com/blog/143/get-social-of-get-lost/ Sat, 26 Mar 2011 17:50:46 +0000 Doc http://www.zootap.com/blog/142/if-he-only-knew/
If only knew that im busting my ass to get to him

If only knew that there not a second that goes by that I d...]]>
If only knew that im busting my ass to get to him

If only knew that there not a second that goes by that I don't that about him

That I would use my very last breathes to the give him one last kiss and tell him that I love him soo much

That everymoring that I wake up to a empty bed side and I makes me cry

That the breath that I take everytime I hear his voice is to keep me from crying

That imma very emotional person

That he's the one that I believe in

He not only has my heart but also my soul that all that is left in Virginia is just the shell to that soul

This shell is empty and will remain empty till...

Empty it will stay untill that magical moment that we touch (in a nonsexual way)

The moment that the earth shell be still

The one where my heart starts to beat once more

The first time I smell his sent

The first time I can see the sparkle in his eyes .....

The reflection of my eyes

When im once again whole

When I feel the full effect of the greatest of all emotions

The emotion that life is living for

The one life is based on

The one that I get a small taste of everytime we talk

That I would give him my heart if he needed it

I would give him every organ in my body.... before I lose him

Ii love kris soo much and im doing everything that I can to get down there .... if I had the money I would leave tomorrow

I wish I was done with school wish I was in his arms I wish I could write a happy blog.]]> http://www.zootap.com/blog/142/if-he-only-knew/ Fri, 25 Mar 2011 06:43:09 +0000 athena http://www.zootap.com/blog/141/today/ And so hard to know
The things that will happen
Which way your life will go.

Yesterday has passed
What did we learn
Sweetnes...]]> And so hard to know
The things that will happen
Which way your life will go.

Yesterday has passed
What did we learn
Sweetness or sorrow
Or which way to turn.

Today is brand new
It should be a treasure
With laughter and joy
From all lifes pleasures.

Don't plan on tomorrow
For it may never arrive
Be loving and kind today
Just be thankful and thrive.]]> http://www.zootap.com/blog/141/today/ Fri, 18 Mar 2011 18:26:16 +0000 Sheila http://www.zootap.com/blog/140/is-this-you/
Someone beside me until the end

Is this you ?



I want a hand to always hold

Arms to warm me from the cold

Is...]]>
Someone beside me until the end

Is this you ?



I want a hand to always hold

Arms to warm me from the cold

Is this you ?



I want an ear to hear my cries

To wipe the tears from my eyes

Is this you ?



I want a heart that is true

No matter what we may go through

Is this you ?



I want laughter and a smile

One who will go that extra mile

Is this you ?



I want a love that's forever more

Till I'm taken to that distant shore

Is this you ?]]> http://www.zootap.com/blog/140/is-this-you/ Fri, 18 Mar 2011 18:21:38 +0000 Sheila http://www.zootap.com/blog/139/a-phone-call-from-hell/ George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil te...
Next Queen Elizabeth call England and talks for 30 minutes. When she was finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen Elizabeth wrotes him a check. Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he was finished the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA free. The devil replied, Since Obama became president of the USA, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call]]> http://www.zootap.com/blog/139/a-phone-call-from-hell/ Wed, 09 Feb 2011 00:13:37 +0000 ZooKeeper http://www.zootap.com/blog/138/life/
-Sydney]]> http://www.zootap.com/blog/138/life/ Tue, 08 Feb 2011 04:46:10 +0000 Sydney Elizabeth http://www.zootap.com/blog/131/promises-to-mr-coleman-and-his-son-that-i-love-with-all-my-heart-kris/ i love your son kris with all my heart and i shell do my best to keep these 10 main promises to the best of my abilties till the end of my very time o...


1. i shell always respect your son and his whatever he desides

2. i vow to always love him with my full heart

3. i shell never put anyone before him
(including myself)

4. i shell always believe his word over any other living creatures that says anything other then what he tells me himself

5. i vow to do my best to keep him happy ..... to keep a smile on his face the best way i can

6. i shell never inflict harm on him or myself ...... to care for him in sickness or in health

7. i vow that we shell divid all work between us equaly

8. i vow to never interfear with his school home and work ratio unless it is a life or death situation

9. i vow to be the best girlfriend that i possably can

but most importanly....

10. i vow to stick by his side and to never break his heart]]> http://www.zootap.com/blog/131/promises-to-mr-coleman-and-his-son-that-i-love-with-all-my-heart-kris/ Fri, 15 Oct 2010 05:23:34 +0000 athena